Use "blotto" in a sentence

1. This soldier was a pretty good looking guy and quite a pleasant lay now that he’d been washed, she knew she was too blotto to enjoy it, but she wanted it to be fun for him

2. Falling from great heights while blotto is one of the leading causes of death in Zhlindu

3. She covers up for screw-ups, she denies when she's blotto

4. “You’ve just been blotto, not a highly technical term, but fairly apropos under the circumstances

5. The Daily ran a banner headline: “Campus Blotto with Influx of Love, Birds