Use "excreta" in a sentence

1. afternoon or should I say, the excreta hit the fan this afternoon

2. The excreta that lines the bottom of the pipe has the consistency of soft clay with the top few millimetres dry and cracked

3. Still on all fours he makes his way slowly along the sewage pipe, his hands and lower legs sinking into the excreta

4. See how easy it is to cut through the male bovine excreta with well-honed logic? Like a hot knife through butter, son!

5. chance to insult him, for example they threw animal excreta and filth on him (pbuh) may it be in the streets of