Use "haemorrhoid" in a sentence

1. After an intrusive but not unpleasant inspection of every orifice, I was declared haemorrhoid free, infection free and disability free with the heart and lungs of a horse and the reflexes of a fly

2. effects of placebo in haemorrhoid sufferers

3. Constipation is believed to worsen haemorrhoid symptoms, and thus, bulk-forming fibres are often recommended for those with haemorrhoids