Use "hayseed" in a sentence

1. ” She looked at this grown-up in a cowboy costume, who had the audacity to say with hayseed casualness that the emotional horror Truman suffered was a welcome gift

2. I’ve still got a little hayseed in my hair

3. A lanky hayseed zombie moped

4. Did he think that I still had hayseed on my shoulders? He wasn’t talking to one of his back road farm congregants

5. Mercer, not wanting to seem a hayseed, had allowed himself a single, tiny pour, and now felt adrift on a sea of warmth, his face slick with it